Jesus lived in a Near Eastern land. Elvis: a nearly eastern state.
Related:
- Jesus walked on water - Elvis surfed.
Jesus said, "love thy neighbor." -
Elvis said, "Don't be cruel." Jesus was a carpenter... - Jesus lived in state of grace.
Elvis lived in Graceland... - But your highness," the Fifth Avenue furrier explained patiently to the
Near Eastern potentate,
"We simply don't have access to THAT kind of sheared... - But when the sun in all his state
Illumed the eastern skies,
She passed through Glory's morning-gate, And walked... - I met Elvis +
lived..... - On a sidewalk near Portland State University someone wrote `Trust Jesus',
and someone else wrote `But Cut the Cards'... - The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
P.J.... - Jesus' Father is everywhere.
Elvis' father was a drifter... - Jesus is the Lords's shepherd.
Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd...
