I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. --

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• I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches.
  Steven...
• I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.
  Steven...
• I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.
  Stephen...
• My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers.
  He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time...
• I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now.
  But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." ...
• I had my coathangers spayed. --
  Steven...
• I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.
  Steven...
• I filled my humidifier with wax and left it on. Now everything in my house is shiny.
  Steven...
• My girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone on this tour.
  I said, "the whole time." -- Steven...