I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fisherman caught a big shark
and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut
the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby
shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's
a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy--
something like that.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut
the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby
shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's
a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy--
something like that.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
Related:
- I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets,
because I'd like to have one of those little basket... - Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself
down.
I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell... - Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,
trying to swim to shore, because WHERE DOES HE THINK... - Tonight's secret code word is Mud Shark; and (of course) with the Mud Shark
secret code word goes-
the Mud Shark arpeggio: a lovely little arpeggio... - There should be a detective show called "Johnny Monkey," because every week you
could have a guy say "I ain't gonna get caught by no MONKEY," but then he
would,
and I don't think I'd ever get tired of that. -- Deep... - I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then goes back
inside the hat is at least a decade away.
Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus's-flytrap.
The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother... - It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple
as wild dogs.
Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas,
because that's what He's getting! -- Deep Thoughts...
