I won't eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, DEAD!
Related:
- Lisa: Bart, how come you're not sick?
Bart: Eh,
I gave my oysters to the cat. [points to an ill-feeling... - I love you, and I want to EAT YOUR BRAIN!
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Return of the Living... - I'm out of sick leave,
so I called in dead... - All I want for Christmas is a dead
Jim Kirk... - God is dead and I want
His job... - OCTOPUS
Eight-legged sea creature that I just can't bring myself to eat.
Even when I have the advantage over it that it's dead... - I get up each morning, gather my wits.
Pick up the paper,
read the obits. If I'm not there I know I'm not dead...
From the same category:
- If you're working on your dissertation and you're
reading Usenet,
add six months to your graduation date... - My inferiority complexes aren't as good as
yours... - Give me a sleeping pill and tell me your
troubles... - I support the rights of straight people,
even though I'm perfectly bent... - Journalism is literature in a hurry.
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Matthew...
