I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I
could cure it. First, you sit the patient down and have a long personal talk.
After that, I'm not sure, but maybe you could throw some water in his face or
something.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
could cure it. First, you sit the patient down and have a long personal talk.
After that, I'm not sure, but maybe you could throw some water in his face or
something.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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