I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, "Yes, my name's Todd. Todd
Blankenship." Oh, also I wish my last name was Blankenship.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
Blankenship." Oh, also I wish my last name was Blankenship.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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