I will not bribe Principal Skinner
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- I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER
I WILL NOT BRIBE
PRINCIPAL SKINNER I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER... - I tried to repel him, I really did!
-- Patty to Selma,
on Principal Skinner, "Principal... - Homer: Oh, hello, Principal Skinner. I'd get up, but the boy crippled
me.
Principal Skinner: Mm hm. I understand completely... - Clerk: A good rule of thumb is two years' salary,
sir. Try this. Principal Skinner... - Oh, Springfield Elementary! I will have you back again.
After all, tomorrow is another school day! -- Principal... - Principal Skinner: And now, our evening comes to an end.
Homer: [stands up] Woo-hoo! Principal Skinner... - a scream is heard from the room above]
Skinner: Bart Simpson!
I know it's you! -- Principal Skinner fills in for... - Principal Skinner: So, see me again tomorrow?
Patty:
[grunt] I'm afraid that's my microwave cookery class... - Principal Skinner, wait! *I* created the universe! Give _me_ the gift
certificate!
Lisa, "Treehouse of Horror...
