I went sightseeing in Windsor, Canada. As I was leaving, they asked me if I
had anything to declare. I said, "Yeah, I'm glad I don't live here!"
-- Jeff Shaw
had anything to declare. I said, "Yeah, I'm glad I don't live here!"
-- Jeff Shaw
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