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• I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating,
  and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. -- Joe E....
• My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month,
  but I know two guys she's cut out entirely. -- Rodney...
• You're being followed.
  Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days...
• As Mark Twain said, "I love Wagner--if only they'd cut out all that damned singing!" -
  Edward...
• If thy right brain offend thee,
  cut it out...
• Some folks just aren't cut out to be
  normal.....