I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg.
-- Steven Wright
-- Steven Wright
Related:
- I will wear my heart upon my sleeve
For daws to peck at.
William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Othello -- Act i... - I can wear my shirts as
pants... - I am Madonna of Borg: Justify my assimilation! ::pant:
pant:... - I had my coathangers spayed.
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Steven... - My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs.
Steven... - I can't stop my
leg!!... - I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
Steven... - My views on evolution? I think Darwin was adopted.
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Steven Wright... - I filled my humidifier with wax and left it on. Now everything in my
house is shiny.
Steven...
From the same category:
- It is the person who is blind to what goes on around him that is most
surprised when the same things happen to him.
-- M.... - Astronomers do it under the
stars... - Is it OK to use my AM radio in the
afternoon... - I'm not old,
I'm chronologically gifted... - You are in a maze of twisty little passages,
all alike...
