I was engaged to a contortionist... she broke it off.
Related:
- I know a girl who broke every date she had--she went out with them.
- Bob... - IBM: I
Broke... - She broke your ribs giving you a
backrub... - Marge: All our money's tied up in this woman. If she fails,
we're broke. If she succeeds, I have no husband... - Cool...
I broke his brain..... - Please inform Starfleet: I have engaged the Borg.
Wedding Friday... - Yo momma so fat she fell in love and
broke it... - I ain't broke,
but I'm badly bent... - Heck no I ain't broke,
Just badly bent...
