I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.
-- Emo Phillips
-- Emo Phillips
Related:
- I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool,
trying to get lucky---but there wasn't any gum under... - I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my
body.
Then I realized who was telling me this. -- Emo... - I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my
body.
Then I realized who was telling me this." -- Emo... - I was walking down the street, something caught my eye.
and dragged it fifteen feet. -- Emo... - When it comes to my health, I think of my body as a temple.
or at least a moderately well-managed Presbyterian... - I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed.
So I said, "Get off me, you two!" -- Emo... - At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five
dollars for the second glass.
The refill contained the antidote. -- Emo... - and always remember the last words of my grandfather,
who said "A truck!" -- Emo...
From the same category:
- He taught us drawing, stretching,
and fainting in coils... - Man has never reconciled himself to the ten
commandments... - How many
Prolog programmers
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
False... - Welcome to Hell.....
We've preinstalled Windoze 3.0... - She's such a hypochondriac she cooks with penicillin.
Betty...
