I wanted to be... A *LUMBERJACK*!
Related:
- I always prefered the outdoor life: hunting, fishing,
slaughtering a few of God's creatures. -- Bevis... - He's a lumberjack,
and he's okaaaaaaayyy....... - I'm a Lumberjack"
by Tim... - Hey! I wanted The
Stanley Cup... - I worked as a lumberjack for a lumber company. All of the trees were just 10
feet high and 1/4 inch thick.
We made paneling. -- [Imitation] Steven... - What does a Chinese lumberjack do?
Chop sticks... - If I wanted to listen to an ASSHOLE,
I would've farted... - How many
Monty Python fans
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
One to claim it is an ex light bulb, it is no more... - If I wanted Windows,
I'd live in a greenhouse...
From the same category:
- You are only as wise as other's perceive you to be.
M. Shawn... - Personifiers of the world, unite!
You have nothing to lose but Mr.
Dignity! -- Bernadette... - Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?
A: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever... - It was a painful divorce-
I lost the games... - Only a vaRool would use such language in
public. ...
