I wanted to be a comedian, but no one took me seriously.
Related:
- The other day I.... No, that wasn't me.
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comedian Steven... - I wish I could have stayed one more year or two. There was so much I
wanted to see and to do and to have done to me.
Apu Nahassapeemapetilan, "Much Apu About... - My ATM just asked me if I wanted to go double or
nothing... - I wanted a manly mail reader...
I got a silly one... - I was a war baby.
My parents took a look at me and started fighting... - The one important thing I have learned over the years is the difference
between taking one's work seriously and taking one's self seriously.
The first is imperative and the second is disastrous... - I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year. . . for cheating on my
metaphysics final.
You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting... - Windows: If I'd *wanted* a Mac,
I would have *bought* one... - No one takes you seriously?
That's ridiculous...
From the same category:
- Please press firmly.
You are making 1,000,000 copies... - Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding
into an infinite nothing which is something,
wearing stripes with plaid is easy. -- Albert Einstein... - If you are a skunk, you learn to hold your breath for a long time!
Pepe the... - When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work,
ask him: 'Whose?' -- Don... - Honey! Did you miss me today?...
With every shot...
