I want a new duck.
-- Weird Al
-- Weird Al
Related:
- I woke up this morning... then I went back to bed..
Weird Al _Generic... - Money can't buy happiness, so I guess I'll have to rent it.
"Weird" Al... - My brothers and sisters all hated me, 'cause I was an only child.
"Weird" Al... - I'll be mellow when I'm dead!
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Weird Al... - Stay tuned for Weird Al,
tonight on UHF channel 62... - My daddy was a waitress, my momma sold bathroom tile.
My brothers and sisters all hated me, 'cause I was... - I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird,
strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff... - My purpose in life is to slam a stapler against the forehead of American
pop culture."
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Weird Al... - The bank called to tell me that I'm overdrawn,
Some freaks are burning crosses out on my front lawn,
And I *can't*believe* it, all the Cheetos are gone...
From the same category:
- Nonsense. This is an AD&D game,
so that CAN'T be Cthulhu... - RAM: Radar
Absobent... - The Terminator Said
It Best... - TWISTER FOR MONEY,
TWISTER FOR BLOOD... - It's easy to drop a cucumber.
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Reasons why cucumbers are better than...
