I've learned from watching ads on television that if you are an insecure
cretin who has smelly parts that leak offensive fluids or secret things
that are just short of obscene, being idle, unwanted and underprivileged,
driven by a craze for sex and seeking status in some neurotic manner more
befitting a sub-normal moron, with piles and lose dentures, lacking money,
brains, muscles, figure and self-confidence (not necessarily in that
order), advertizers are after you. They want your money.
cretin who has smelly parts that leak offensive fluids or secret things
that are just short of obscene, being idle, unwanted and underprivileged,
driven by a craze for sex and seeking status in some neurotic manner more
befitting a sub-normal moron, with piles and lose dentures, lacking money,
brains, muscles, figure and self-confidence (not necessarily in that
order), advertizers are after you. They want your money.
Related:
- Milhouse: This bus has seen better days.
Bart: Well,
at least it's safer than the old bus. [shot... - If God intended that the genitals were more important than the brain,
he would've put a skull over the genitals. What the... - Lisa: Hey, Dad. Whatcha doin'?
Homer: Daddy has very important work to do.
He's looking through the want ads to find... - bagbiter /bag'bi:t-*r/ n.
1. Something, such as a
program or a computer,
that fails to work, or works in a remarkably clumsy... - I buy newspapers to make money to buy more newspapers to make money.
As for editorial content, that's the stuff you separate... - If a man runs after money - that man is money-crazy.
If a man keeps the money he earns - he is a capitalist... - Bart: You made all that money for sitting around and watching TV
and eating food?
Lisa: There's a lot more to it than that, Bart... - Often people attempt to live their lives backwards;
they try to have more things, or more money, in order... - However, on religious issues there can be little or no compromise.
There is no position on which people are so immovable...
From the same category:
- To conceal anything from those to whom I am attached,
is not in my nature. I can never close my lips where... - Three cheers
for life... - My father, a good man, told me, "Never lose
your ignorance;
you cannot replace it." -- Erich Maria... - Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
Albert Einstein They laughed at Einstein. They laughed... - SMILEY
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