I've had five years of happy marriage. Which isn't bad out of fifteen ...
She looked at me one night, said, "Do you think I'll lose my looks when I
get old?" I said, "If you're lucky."
-- Bub Thomas
She looked at me one night, said, "Do you think I'll lose my looks when I
get old?" I said, "If you're lucky."
-- Bub Thomas
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