A man was praying to God one evening, and asked God, "God, in terms of the
vastness of your power and knowledge, what does a million dollars mean to
you?" God replied, "A penny." Then the man asked, "And, in terms of the
vastness of your power and knowledge, what does a million years mean to you?"
God replied, "A second." All excited, the man asked, "Well, then, can I
borrow a penny?", to which God replied, "In a second."
vastness of your power and knowledge, what does a million dollars mean to
you?" God replied, "A penny." Then the man asked, "And, in terms of the
vastness of your power and knowledge, what does a million years mean to you?"
God replied, "A second." All excited, the man asked, "Well, then, can I
borrow a penny?", to which God replied, "In a second."
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