I use windows...on my car, on my house, but not on my computer!
Related:
- I installed Windows into my car computer and it
crashed... - I can't use Windows 3.0:
My wife killed my mouse... - I can't use Windows.
My cat ate my mouse... - I have my cat's permission to use the
computer... - Steal my wallet, car and TV -
but leave the computer... - My maid doesn't do windows,
neither does my computer... - Quote #595
I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my
telephone.
My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use... - I BOOTED my computer.
Broke my toe... - The box said "Requires Windows 95 or better." I can't
understand why it won't work on my Linux computer...
From the same category:
- punched card:: alt. `punch card' [techspeak] n.obs.
The signature medium of computing's {Stone Age}... - The man who has no imagination has no wings.
--
Muhammad... - Go soothingly in the grease mud,
as there lurks the skid demon... - Some jay of Italy,
Whose mother was her painting, hath betray'd him:
Poor I am stale, a garment out of fashion. -- William... - Roses smell better than onions but they make bad
tasting soup...
