It was real useful....as a paperweight.
Related:
- Amigas are great for multitasking -
paperweight AND doorstop... - And just how DOES a
paperweight work... - It's trivial to make fun of Microsoft products, but it takes a real man
to make them work,
and a god to make them do anything useful... - Plutonium rod used as paperweight.
-- The nuclear power plant inspection,
"Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every... - If a program is useful,
it will have to be changed... - To stay youthful,
stay useful... - Suddenly he would brandish a paperweight and shout `Foo,
you rat! I'll put nine grams of lead in your skull...
