It's slim pickings out there. When you're first single, you're so
optimistic. At the beginning, you're like: I want to meet a guy who's
really smart, really sweet, really good-looking, has a really great career
... Six months later, you're like: Lord, any mammal with a day job.
-- Carol Leifer
optimistic. At the beginning, you're like: I want to meet a guy who's
really smart, really sweet, really good-looking, has a really great career
... Six months later, you're like: Lord, any mammal with a day job.
-- Carol Leifer
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