It's not sport if you can talk afterwards.
Related:
- Catholics talk about it
afterwards... - Masturbation is great -
and you don't have to take your hand out to dinner... - Luge is the only sport where you can die during the
event and still win... - America's favorite sport is talking. Football is really just talk.
You only get about four and a half seconds of action... - What do you want to talk about?
I can talk about anything,
I've been to college... - If you keep a tight lip,
often a lot of loose talk can be prevented... - Where you can talk to people without using up
saliva... - POLITICIANS do it,
but they stay in too long and make you pay for it afterwards... - Lisa: Mom, can we talk to you?
Marge: Can't talk. Keeping myself in a state of catlike readiness.
Lisa: Uh, neat. -- "Fear of...
