It's hard to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenic just because she lives in your body!

Related:

• My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said,
  "Just wait." -- Judy...
• You are excess baggage in the airport of life. -
  Judy...
• I majored in nursing. I had to drop it. I ran out of milk.
  Judy...
• You remind me of my brother Bosco--only he had a human head.
  Judy...
• Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't
  after you...
• Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they
  aren't out to get you...
• Just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean they aren't
  out to get you...
• Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T
  after you...