It's hard having a big nose. All my pullover shirts have stretch marks. I
go to the beach, my friends make me lie on my back facing north so they can
tell time. I can't go in the ocean--I'll be doing the backstroke and
someone'll shout, "Shark!"
-- Rick Corso
go to the beach, my friends make me lie on my back facing north so they can
tell time. I can't go in the ocean--I'll be doing the backstroke and
someone'll shout, "Shark!"
-- Rick Corso
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Shall think to rob us of our joys,
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pants... - Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796)
-
Whistle, and I 'll come to... - Duncan [Phoebe's Husband]: Oh God, I don't know how to tell you this.
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I 'll care for naebody.
--
Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my... - I 'll make thee glorious by my pen,
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hairs...
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Robert Green Ingersoll (1833... - If you wait there long enough, you'll be there when it
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am. --... - If you have a weak candidate and a weak platform, wrap yourself up in the
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Matthew S....
