It's a fine night to have an evening.
-- Steven Wright
-- Steven Wright
Related:
- I have a microwave fireplace in my house...The other night I laid down in front
of the fire for the evening in two minutes.
Steven... - There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an
idiot.
Steven... - I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it.
Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls... - Everything is within walking distance, if you have enough time.
Steven... - Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Steven... - Horses just naturally have mohawk haircuts.
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[Imitation] Steven... - It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
Steven... - On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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Steven... - You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
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Steven...
