I took a baby shower.
-- Steven Wright
-- Steven Wright
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- I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out,
it was gone. -- Steven... - I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
[Imitation] Steven... - I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them.
Now I can ride a unicycle. -- Steven... - I was skydiving horizontally.
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Steven... - Sometimes I...No, I don't.
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Steven... - I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck.
I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you... - I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm.
By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. ... - I bought a portable cable tv.
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Steven... - I can't stop thinking like this.
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Steven...
