I think there should be something in science called the "reindeer effect." I don't know what it would be,

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• I THINK THERE SHOULD BE SOMETHING in science called the "reindeer effect." I don't know what it would be,
  but I think it'd be good to hear someone say, "Gentlemen...
• There should be a detective show called "Johnny Monkey," because every week you could have a guy say "I ain't gonna get caught by no MONKEY," but then he would,
  and I don't think I'd ever get tired of that. -- Deep...
• I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free.
  To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand...
• I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you.
  Deep Thoughts by Jack...
• If someone told me it wasn't "fashionable" to talk about freedom,
  I think I'd just have to look him square in the eye...
• I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king,
  because I like people to do what I say. -- Deep Thoughts...
• I think college administrators should encourage students to urinate on walls and bushes,
  because then when students from another college come...
• If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing,
  Then Jumping Off Something. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack...
• I think a new, different kind of bowling should be "carpet bowling." It's just like regular bowling,
  only the lanes are carpet instead of wood. I don't...