I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't
hypnotize you.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
hypnotize you.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
Related:
- If they have moving sidewalks in the future, when you get on them
I think you should have to assume sort of a walking... - I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that
says guilty or not guilty for you
as a sort of courtesy. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should
automatically disqualify you
Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength
I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness... - Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered
an enemy planet
Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually ARE experts
Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait
Not me, you. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off
and then gets right back on you, I think you should... - I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes
you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF! -- Deep Thoughts...
