A magnet is something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
Related:
- The more you run over a dead cat,
the flatter it gets... - ODD
Odd things that you don't want people find in your house include:
that dead insurance salesman that you lost your rag... - The "Enough Already" Law: The more you run over a dead cat,
the flatter it gets... - Cat HAIR all over the
keyboard.... - A good cat,
is a dead cat... - Cat + unattended keyboard = garbage all over
screen... - You look like something the cat refused to
drag in... - Eternity is not something that begins after you are dead.
It is going on all the time. We are in it now. -... - You don't want to come back from Sorrento to a
dead cat...
