I think a good movie would be about a guy who's a brain scientist, but he gets
hit on the head and it damages the part of the brain that makes you want to
study the brain.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
hit on the head and it damages the part of the brain that makes you want to
study the brain.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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Uhura, "The Savage Curtain," stardate 5906.4...
