I ran three miles today, finally I said "lady take your purse."
-- Emo Phillips
-- Emo Phillips
Related:
- I don't want to say she was loose. I believe the term we use today is
USER FRIENDLY.
- Emo... - You know what I hate? Indian givers...no, I take that back.
- Emo... - I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said,
"I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said... - I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed.
So I said, "Get off me, you two!" -- Emo... - I went into Gus's artificial organ and taco stand. I said "Give me a bladder
por favor." The guy said "Is that to go?" I said,
"Well what else would I want it for?" -- Emo... - The other day a woman came up to me and said, "Didn't I see you on television?"
I said,
"I don't know. You can't see out the other way." ... - I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my
body.
Then I realized who was telling me this. -- Emo... - I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my
body.
Then I realized who was telling me this." -- Emo...
From the same category:
- The man that hath no music in himself,
Nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds,
Is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils; The motions... - If nothing's fair,
why can't it ever be unfair in my favor? --... - You know us Sysops,
It's always the other guys fault ;... - Every action or decision of an institution must be intended to keep
the institution machinery working.
Robert N.... - Bother! said Pooh,
as Windows swapped out again...
