In the event of earthquake, duck, cover and hold.
Related:
- Skinner: They called me old-fashioned for teaching the duck-and-cover
method,
but who's laughing now! -- "Homer... - After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws,
it will be discovered that the gasket has been omitted... - if (quackslike() == duck)
return(duck)... - All right!
Another Earthquake... - After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws,
it will be discovered that the gasket has been omitted... - An earthquake is Mother Nature's "silent" pager
going off... - Home of The "LAME
DUCK"... - Iraq's national Bird:
DUCK... - SMILEY
\/ duck...
