INJECTION
Medical procedure especially developed to scare the shit out of the
patient, and give the doctor a feeling of power. "Just sit very
still, Mr Jones, while I stick this bloody great needle in you.
Now, is that new, or did I use it on that drug addict... No no,
fairly sure it's a new one. Just sit still Mr Jones. You may feel
unbearable pain as the spike rips through your skin. If you wish to
scream so the patients in the waiting room can hear you, please do
so."
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
Medical procedure especially developed to scare the shit out of the
patient, and give the doctor a feeling of power. "Just sit very
still, Mr Jones, while I stick this bloody great needle in you.
Now, is that new, or did I use it on that drug addict... No no,
fairly sure it's a new one. Just sit still Mr Jones. You may feel
unbearable pain as the spike rips through your skin. If you wish to
scream so the patients in the waiting room can hear you, please do
so."
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
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sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can.
[splice] -- o I grab her -- [splice] sweet can... - Homer: Ehh, someone had to take the babysitter home.
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Honesty cannot be undervalued. And while I'm on the subject of
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An object of evil. It was devised by the evil Count Pierre
deNeedle,
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