I never fall asleep driving. I wake up driving!
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- I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel.
Excerpt from insurance form... - And I thought a "hard drive" was driving through
Georgia... - Pardon my driving, officer,
I was trying to reload... - I prefer not to call it speeding but spirited
driving... - Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant.
I said, "I'll be the one driving the Mercedes and wearing... - I was driving my car around, I decided to hook my brake lights up to my gas
pedal.
Just to confuse people behind me. I hit the gas and... - Monica is in her bed but can't fall asleep]
Monica (voiceover):
If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the... - Another time we were driving up the highway and saw a bindery named
Muscle Bound.
I said to my parents "Jeff thinks he's muscle-bound"... - When I'm driving down the highway I like to stick my head out the window,
look up at the sky and smile, in case somebody's taking...
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- I'll give you a clue -
it begins with `f' and rhymes with `factor'..... - Last week the candle factory burned down.
Everyone just stood around and sang "Happy Birthday... - He's so nervous that he wears a seat belt in a drive-in movie.
Neil... - Serocki's Stricture:
Marriage is always a bachelor's last option... - Don't look back, something might be gaining on you.
Satchell...
