In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
-- In a Vienna hotel
-- In a Vienna hotel
Related:
- Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language
of the hotel maids... - If this is your first visit to the USSR,
you are welcome to it.
On the door of a Moscow hotel... - In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk... - Castrate -
the hotel rate for actors... - As my good friend Al Capp told me a few years ago, the best thing to do
with a confirmed [hotel] reservation slip when you have no room is to
spread it out on the sidewalk in front of the hotel and go to sleep on it.
You'll either embarrass the hotel into giving you a... - Please do not steal towel. If you are not such person
to do such thing,
please do not read notis. -- Sign in Japaneese... - Is forbidden to steal towels, please. If you are not person to do such
is please not to read notice.
Sign in a Tokyo... - Please deposit your valuables in the management.
--
Guangdong Victory Hotel instruction Card, Guangdong... - In case of fire do not use elevators...
Use water...
From the same category:
- In the race for quality, there is no finish line.
-
David T.... - Pets & Vets = Hairy.
Grab the adhesive tape... - An Emperor who does not rule deposes himself.
-- Draconian Emperor,
FRONTIER IN... - Nothing ever comes out as planned.
--
Seay's... - Too bad there's not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk,
because you'd probably be PROUD to be sprayed by one...
