I'm not paranoid, it's just that everyone else thinks I am.

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• I'm not as paranoid as you tell you
  everyone I am...
• I already know I'm paranoid. The question is,
  am I paranoid enough...
• T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+-
  G-A+U-G-E-...
• I just ignore Ross Perot's paranoid
  diatribe...
• I wouldn't be paranoid if everyone didn't pick on
  me. --...
• I want to find out who I am and give up letting everyone
  else define me....
• I am NOT Paranoid!
  And why are you always watching me?...
• You are only as good as everyone else
  thinks ...
• If you were everyone but one person I would listen
  to everyone else...