I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...
-- Steven Wright
-- Steven Wright
Related:
- A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of
sugar.
"You didn't borrow this." "I will." -- Steven... - When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy,
"Do you have any toy train schedules?" -- Steven... - Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
--
Steven... - I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time".
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.... - Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -
so I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance. --... - In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above.
so I never have to go upstairs. -- Steven... - I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age.
Steven... - I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they
wouldn't have to go so fast.
Steven...
