I'm gifted, but only on my birthday!
Related:
- I want Kirstie Alley for my
Birthday... - And for my nineteenth birthday I got a union card and
a wedding coat... - It's my birthday today
Hooray... - Works of art, in my opinion, are the only objects in the material universe
to possess internal order
and that is why, though I don't believe that only art... - So it's my birthday
Big deal!... - Whoa, Springfield Elementary, last stop!
Oh, and by the way
I'd like to say Thanks, and applose[?] applause to... - No solemn sanctimonious face I pull,
Nor think I 'm pious when I 'm only bilious
Nor study in my sanctum supercilious, To frame a Sabbath... - Am I dying or is is this my birthday?"
--Lady Nancy Witcher Langhorne Astor
member of British parliament, 1879... - For my sister's 40th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram
[Imitation] Steven...
