I loved him like a brothel.
-- S. J. Perelman
-- S. J. Perelman
Related:
- There is nothing like a good painstaking survey full of decimal points
and guarded generalizations to put a glaze like a Sung vase on your eyeball.
S. J.... - I don't like any of my
loved ones... - I acquired my contact lenses a day or two later and they worked superbly.
To insert them was but the work of a moment: all I... - I like him and it in that
order... - I loved my country, and I hated him.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824)
-
The Vision of Judgment,... - If anyone wants to trade a couple of centrally located,
well-cushioned showgirls for an eroded slope 90 minutes... - If anyone wants to trade a couple of centrally located,
well-cushioned showgirls for an eroded slope 90 minutes... - A man who was loved by three hundred women singled me out to live with him.
Why? I was the only one without a cat. -- Elayne... - On Vacation. Beat it."
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