I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

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• Quote #504 I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
  Douglas Adams [found as the finger .sig of Phil...
• I don't miss deadlines,
  I ignore them...
• All it takes to fly is to hurl yourself at the ground.
  and miss. -- Douglas...
• Making it up? Why should I want to make anything up?
  Life's bad enough as it is without wanting to invent...
• I once tripped in a forest,
  and didn't make a sound...
• Sherlock Holmes observed that once you have eliminated the impossible,
  then whatever remains, however improbable, must be...
• I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
  Douglas...
• I'd like to fly,
  but I can't even swim...
• I respect you, just not very much is all -- Douglas Adams,
  The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Zaphod...