I'll punch the first person who calls me a pacifist.

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  Clayton E. Cramer optilink...
• And who is that 'lad' that calls me dad all the
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• Someone's been mean to you! Tell me who it is, so I can punch him tastefully.
  Ralph Bakshi's Mighty...
• If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody. --
  Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my...
• Punch me in, punch me out,
  That's what my life is all about...
• Unhand me, gentlemen. By heaven, I 'll make a ghost of him that lets me!
  William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i,...
• I 'll give you leave to call me anything, if you don't call me "spade." -
  Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation...
• SMILEY ;
  ( 'that makes me so mad that if I ever see you I'll...
• The cat is out of the bag. Even Siskel and Ebert talk about it,
  and they're _professional art farts_, not amateur...