I'll never forget the time I was flying over Milwaukee and the pilot said,
"We're now approaching the great city; let's set our watches back one
hundred years."
-- Jack E. Leonard
"We're now approaching the great city; let's set our watches back one
hundred years."
-- Jack E. Leonard
Related:
- I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting.
"That was fun," I said. "You bet it was," said Nick... - Let me help. A hundred years or so from now, I believe,
a famous novelist will write a classic using that... - Man: We need a pilot, pronto! Who wants to fly to the Windy City?
[pilots all go, "Oh, I'll go!", "Me", "I'm your man"... - Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brewed a
refreshing drink from hops and barley.
[drinks his Duff and starts beatboxing] We-e-ll,... - saga n.
[WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N
random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told... - at a pawn shop, Nelson grabs Milhouse's glasses]
Milhouse:
Hey! I need those to see. Pawnbroker: Ah, these lenses... - Commandant: Let's go over this one more time, just to make sure I
understand the situation.
[clears throat] You're a girl. Lisa: Yes. Commandant... - Quimby: And now, I'd like to turn things over to our Grand Marshall,
Mr. Leonard Nimoy. Nimoy: I'd say this vessel could... - Nine hundred years ago, I couldn't spell transcendent
parahuman deity,
and now I are...
From the same category:
- You will be audited by the Internal Revenue
Service... - A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard
-
Prof.... - I fart in your general
direction... - I never pray before meals --
my mom's a good cook... - Criminals are a superstitious and
cowardly lot...
