I like the "Fat Elvis" stamp

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• If I had a belt like yours,
  I could be an Elvis impersonator...
• My mail is so slow,
  the Elvis stamp gained 10 pounds...
• I like having a machine called 'elvis' on the network because that way,
  I can say 'ping elvis' and have it come back with...
• I like it better in
  the dark...
• I met Elvis +
  lived.....
• WINDOWS:
  It's like a velvet picture of Elvis coming to life...
• I DID NOT SEE ELVIS I DID NOT SEE ELVIS I DID NOT SEE
  ELVIS I DID NOT SEE ELVIS Bart Simpson on chalkboard...
• I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better
  class of people...
• The more I get to know people,
  the better I like animals...