I kind of like it. Interesting percussion section." "Those are cannons." "And they perform this in crowded concert halls?

"I kind of like it. Interesting percussion section."
"Those are cannons."
"And they perform this in crowded concert halls? Gee, I thought classical
music was boring!"
-- CALVIN AND HOBBES

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