I haven't been married in over six years, but we had sexual counseling
every day from Oral Roberts!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
every day from Oral Roberts!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
Related:
- I was born in a Hostess Cupcake factory before the sexual revolution!
Zippy the... - Sigh... Every day I thank my statuette of Wilma Flintstone that
I was born normal.
Zippy the... - I had pancake makeup for brunch!
--
Zippy the... - I just had a NOSE JOB!!
--
Zippy the... - Yow! Is this sexual intercourse yet?? Is it, huh,
is it?? -- Zippy the... - Yow! Is this sexual intercourse yet? Is it, huh, is it?"
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Zippy the... - Talking Pinhead Blues:
Oh, I LOST my ``HELLO KITTY'' DOLL and I get BAD reception on
channel TWENTY-SIX!
Th'HOSTESS FACTORY is closin' down and I just heard... - In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he
received $20 million by March,
God's lawyers have stated that their client has not... - Are we THERE yet?
--
Zippy the...
From the same category:
- The only difference between a rut and a grave is their
dimensions... - Backup !?!?!?!
I thought *YOU* did the backup... - Q. How do you keep an Aggie busy at a terminal?
A. While he's not looking,
switch it to "local"... - Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab:
Experience is directly proportional to the amount of... - All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by
the government in less than a second.
- Jim...
