I have my cat's permission to use the computer.
Related:
- I can't use Windows.
My cat ate my mouse... - Quote #595
I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my
telephone.
My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use... - I use windows...on my car, on my house,
but not on my computer... - But I don't have an "any key" on my
computer... - I have a chocolate chip in MY
computer... - I'd love to go out with you,
but I have to floss my cat... - I took my cat in for a catscan. Diagnosis?
It was a cat... - I [] my dog, I [] my cat, and I don't [] baby seals.
Have a [] day...
From the same category:
- topic drift: n. Term used on GEnie, USENET and other electronic
fora to describe the tendency of a {thread} to drift away from
the original subject of discussion (and thus,
from the Subject... - Notice all the computations, theoretical scribblings,
and lab equipment, Norm. ... Yes, curiosity killed... - The only qualities for real success in journalism are ratlike cunning,
a plausible manner, and a little literary ability... - Catch
a wave... - Ducharme's Axiom:
If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize...
