I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
-- Steven Wright
-- Steven Wright
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- I have an existential map. It has "You are here" written all over it.
Steven... - You know that feeling when you're leaning back on a stool and it starts to tip
over?
Well, that's how I feel all the time. -- Steven... - I have a map of the United States. It's actual size.
I spent last summer folding it. People ask me where... - I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells.
I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world.... - I have a map of the United States...actual size. It says,
"Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile." I spent last summer folding... - I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt.
"What are you making?" "A salt lick." -- Steven... - I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is.
Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio... - So, do you live around here often?
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Steven...
