If you think your wife's jewellery is an investment, try selling a few pieces.
Related:
- So you think there's a big market for jewellery that looks like
snot,
then? -- Edmund to Percy :... - If you like to spend your vacation in out-of-the-way places where few
people go,
let your wife read the map. -- Jack... - His puzzle is missing a few
pieces... - Another lesson I learned was not to give pieces of my company away when
it was small in exchange for investment capital.
In the first place, those shares would be worth millions... - Make love to every woman you meet; if you get 5 per cent on your outlay,
it's a good investment... - If you think Windows is slow,
try Norton DeskTop... - You think paying an expert is expensive?
Try an amateur... - Food: Not just a good idea,
an investment in your future... - If you think Barney's a pain,
then you haven't met my wife...
