If you think Windows is slow, try Norton DeskTop!
Related:
- No, no, no. You mean 286 and 386's are too slow,
not Windows... - Are you scared of speed? If so,
then try Windows 95... - If speed scares you,
try Micro$oft Windows... - WINDOWS you think they'll get it
right... - X windows:
It's not how slow you make it. It's how you make it slow.
The windowing system preferred by masochists 3 to 1... - You think you have problems?
My sundial is running slow... - Try DEL C
\WINDOWS\*... - You think paying an expert is expensive?
Try an amateur... - If you think sex is a pain in the ass,
try different position...
