If you take your boots off, you'll never get them back on again.
-- Milt Barber
-- Milt Barber
Related:
- The net weight of your boots is proportional to the cube of the number
of hours you have been on the trail.
Milt... - Barber's Laws of Backpacking
1) The integral of the gravitational potential taken
around any loop trail you choose to hike always comes
out positive.
2) Any stone in your boot always migrates against the... - When you arrive at your campsite, it is full.
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Milt... - The number of stones in your boot is directly proportional to the
number of hours you have been on the trail.
Milt... - You may be redneck...
if you get your oil changed by your barber... - The weight of your pack increases in direct proportion to the amount
of food you consume from it.
If you run out of food, the pack weight goes on increasing... - Look out how you use proud words.
When you let proud words go,
it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots... - The local density of mosquitos is inversely proportional to your
remaining repellant.
Milt... - Hello, friend! You say things aren't going too well?
You say you have a date with your favorite girl when...
From the same category:
- 1) Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the
next thing you do will be wrong.
(2) How long a minute is, depends on which side of... - Liberty and Union, now and forever, one and inseparable.
Daniel Webster (1782-1852) -- Second Speech on Foot's... - Republican supporter: You did great, Dan, great. There's just one thing.
This abortion thing. You've got to realize that the... - American cars are made shoddily...
Cars made overseas are far superior.
Senator Barry... - sys-frog: /sis'frog/ [the PLATO system] n. Playful variant of
`sysprog',
which is in turn short for `systems programmer'. ...
